@rage_chaos: I'm not paranoid, but I feel like there's someone reading this...
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@1_swarthy_dude: Missing area man described as boringly conventional, was easily found by multiplying height x width.
@michaelianblack: Probably not a coincidence that Taylor Swift just spent $17M on a mansion only two states away from me.
@MondayPajamas: Sometimes you run into people who totally change your life for the better. Bartenders.. Those people are called bartenders