@rage_chaos: I'm not paranoid, but I feel like there's someone reading this...
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@TheTalkingPipe: I accidentally opened the fitness app on my phone for the first time ever. It just began pointing at me & laughing.
@markhoppus: Cinderella, but the Prince is searching for the maiden who matches the glass thigh gap.
@CoolFreak_Amy: Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?