@tropicalenvy: I'm not racist. White people scare me too.
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@carlyken: "It's raining men. Hallelujah." -The lesser known 11th plague that God sent to the Egyptians
@HairyJew4Life: Her: Did you hear that eating curry can get rid of bad memories? Me: So I should take you out for Indian AFTER we have sex?
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Sorry, cancer kids. Our prayers are going elsewhere. RT @KimKardashian: So scared I'm not gonna make my flight to Australia! Pray I make it!