@tropicalenvy: I'm not racist. White people scare me too.
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@Beatonm5: Next time someone asks you how you slept, close your eyes & say “like this” & just stay that way for like 8 hours!!!
@krisv_723: Carol learned a hard lesson the day she forgot the word berry when googling blueberry waffle recipes.
@Jay_FrickinLynn: Excuse me, ma'am. Your car doesn't make you invisible, but I am super impressed by how far you just got your finger up your nose.
@jergarl: It's not a real twitter addiction until you look up from your phone and you've missed your exit by 37 states.