@Pat_Bren: "I'm not really a big dog person." - lying werewolf
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@BlackCatBettie: You and I share a very special connection. *I'm parked outside your house using your Wi-fi.
@chris_witha_see: Mom, your tweets are mostly outdated pop culture references "yeah and I woulda gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids"
@Beerhaze: If I give up my seat for you on the bus, it's my right to stand in front of you and stare down your blouse. I think it's in the Bible.