@Pat_Bren: "I'm not really a big dog person." - lying werewolf
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@JayUhOh: If you're out and you see a donkey, say "hey, come here donkey." He might not come but if he does, free donkey
@LizHackett: I would be okay with a ghost in the house if every time a bathroom mirror fogged up with steam, it slowly wrote out "DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT?"
@WilliamRodgers: "Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?" -Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
@Brentweets: Pizza Hut is going gluten free so while you are dying from a heart attack you can atleast not have gas problems