@jessokfine: I'm not religious until you need help moving on a Sunday.
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@RaynaTheGreat: All of your inspirational tweets make me want to track you down and pee on something you love.
@chrissyteigen: i have a very sore throat & your suggestion of a shot of whiskey only helped in the way that i no longer care about my extremely sore throat
@FuckabillyRex: I probably wouldn't know what to do with my hands if you were murdering me, but there's a strong possibility I would hug you really tight.