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@jessokfine: I'm not religious until you need help moving on a Sunday.
@rockymomax: SNAKE: im gonna bite you
SNAKE CHARMER: u are so sexy
SC: *presses finger to lips* still wana bite me?
S: *blushes* well not anymore
@causticbob: I said to my wife, 'Hey, I really love these new furry condoms.''
'Bob, that's a cat.'
@LogicLaughs: e=mc2 was just Einstein comparing himself to other rappers
@ClearlyUnwell: I need a hobby where I say stuff and people follow me around.
@bornmiserable: ME: Whoa, these people are hardcore Goths
CORONER: How many times do I have to tell you that they're corpses, you're looking at corpses