@jessokfine: I'm not religious until you need help moving on a Sunday.
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@julietactually: him: what are u wearing me: overalls him: do u want to slip into something more comfortable me: more comfortable than overalls? wtf
@HomeProbably: You'd think I was wanted for murder the way I react when someone knocks on my door..
@legreece: My dog doesn't always bark like there's an intruder in the house, but when he does he waits until I'm home alone and in the shower.