@lazerdoov: I'm not saying I did terrible things last night but satan just woke up on my couch and he won't make eye contact with me.
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@enigmaticmess: Him: Have you ever been so drunk that you... Me: Yes Him: But I didn't finish... Me: The answer is yes
@1Happytwit: They say you are what you eat but what happens if you didn't mean to eat it. I don't want to be a bug.