@TylerFoFyler: I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan just woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact.
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@Karate_Horse: You can sign up for as many karate classes as you want there is literally no one monitoring this
@crunchenhancer: I eat my Chinese food just like any other American, with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: A fox: People aren't so bad. I hear they named a news station after us. [Watches 1 minute of Hannity] We attack the humans at dawn.