@Jandalize: I'm not saying I don't like you, but if you had an open wound I'd hand you a salt shaker.
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@badbanana: One horribly inappropriate comment and you'll never be shown another baby photo at work ever again. Totally worth it.
@SondraDeeMe: You can tell a lot about my BF by the way he's giving me the silent treatment. He's doing it wrong. I'm doing it right but can't tell him.
@Birdhumms: The red haired guy in the bakery doesn't like being called... 'The Ginger Bread Man' *lesson learned
@michaelianblack: Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round? They're wheels.