@Jandalize: I'm not saying I don't like you, but if you had an open wound I'd hand you a salt shaker.
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@squirrel74wkgn: I once beat boxed for over 6 hours trying to impress a girl before finding out she was deaf.
@WheelTod: *hijacks plane *kills pilot Me *turning to friend: "OK. Now fly this thing!" Friend: “I can't fly a plane” Me: “But you told me you were a master of the skies!” Friend: “No. Master of *disguise*” Me: “Then why the heck are you dressed as a pilot!... Ah OK I get it now.”
@wizdsgn: all this spending on black friday... better pay your electricity bill first or next friday will be black friday too