@ramblinma: I'm not saying I want a divorce, it's just that sometimes 50% custody sounds pretty appealing.
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@zachreinert03: Read about a 60 yr old woman wanting to swim from Florida to Cuba & felt inspired & wanted to help so I emailed her a picture of a boat
@HiddleDeeDee: I accidentally flushed a public toilet with my hand instead of my foot. I may be dying now.
@TheTweetOfGod: Today is the first day of the rest of your life and you've already screwed it up.
@WheelTod: People who say the book is always better than the movie: have you ever actually read "Debbie Does Dallas?"