@ramblinma: I'm not saying I want a divorce, it's just that sometimes 50% custody sounds pretty appealing.
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@GabbbarSingh: Blackberry users thought of making a joke abt the Apple-Samsung battle, but before they cud tweet thr phone hanged n battery drained out
@LeonEarlgrey: Hipsters probly don't eat carrots since they lose interest in things when there not underground anymore.