@Sarcasticsapien: I'm not saying I'm antisocial, but even when someone asks me how I'm doing I just tell them to Google it.
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@WilliamAder: Shutdown Apocalypse Update: Hearing now that the government closed the Grand Canyon. Not sure if they roll a tarp over it or how that works.
@clindsaysway: When no one stars a tweet, I tell myself it was probably appreciated by hundreds of shy people.
@beardofprey: last night my dog shit on the floor then at some point the Roomba came and smeared it all over the house :D