@StarksWeek: I'm not saying I'm bilingual but if you shout at me in German I'll probably do whatever you want
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@GoldenSpirals: He told me I was the "bee's knees". I believe I merit being compared to something more like a lemur's femur. Who doesn't love Zoboomafoo?
@ItsAndyRyan: Me: "I can't turn on the shower" Plumber: "It's seen you naked so often the excitement's gone. Try dressing up" *Hands over shower cap*
@sarcasticmommy4: I tried that whole "if you love something, set it free" thing but my kids are still here.