@StarksWeek: I'm not saying I'm bilingual but if you shout at me in German I'll probably do whatever you want
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@filthybeggar1: People who put "Retired" on their Linked In acct: I'm not certain you've grasped the site.
@ScottLinnen: "Seek immediate medical help if you experience a resurrection lasting more than 2000 years."
@Sarcasticsapien: People in love use phrases like "takes my breath away" and "swept me off my feet". I think they're confusing love with attempted murder.