@StarksWeek: I'm not saying I'm bilingual but if you shout at me in German I'll probably do whatever you want
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@RBColl: FDA should require Starbucks baristas/cashiers to be calorie counters. "Here's change of 50 and that's 1,073 calories of your Venti Frap."
@DamienFahey: Hey white people, which filter are we using this year to Instagram the Pumpkin Spice Latte?
@novicefather: I just steam cleaned my carpets and wondered how difficult a homicide would be to clean up.