@3sunzzz: I'm not saying I'm not physically fit, I'm just saying I went to yoga once and they had to call the paramedics.
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@GirlPosts: me to my husband: please hold me, the stress is not good for the baby husband: ??? what baby me: me. im the baby
@AnkCoupleTO: Bartender: A shot of whiskey can cleanse the soul Me: *thinks back to the time I "experimented" in college* I'll take 27 bottles please
@3sunzzz: I love spending 20 mins wrapping cocktail weiners in croissant dough so the 3yo at the party can take off the 'crust' and eat just the 'hotdog'.
@dlicj: me: (texting boss) we still on for work today? boss: yes. you dont have to text me this every morning. we're "on" for work every day mon-fri