@3sunzzz: I'm not saying I'm not physically fit, I'm just saying I went to yoga once and they had to call the paramedics.
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@Brianhopecomedy: My wife handed me a mop so I inspected it and said, "You're good to go, woman!" and now the mop handle is in a funny place.
@yoyoha: I just saw a commercial that invited me to watch more of it on the internet! Bc That's the problem w/commercials! They're not long enough!
@Nickadoo: Ann Coulter has managed to stay so thin because the last solid meal she ate was Hansel and Gretel.
@GaryJanetti: Just saw you on the beach and think you might look better in something that covers you a bit more. Like your car.