@3sunzzz: I'm not saying I'm not physically fit, I'm just saying I went to yoga once and they had to call the paramedics.
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@LuvPug: *at a pizza buffet in the Midwest* Me: excuse me, can you please make a vegetarian pizza? Him: Sure! What kind of meat do you want on that?
@duplicitron: Where do I see myself in ten years? I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
@thatdutchperson: [cooking class] "Did you put your tray in the oven, sir?" [mouth filled with raw cookie dough] I can explain