@Imjackinthebox: I'm not saying it is your fault, I said I'm blaming you.
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@jctwritesstuff: The war on Christmas? Yeah, I started it. But in my defense, maybe Santa warns a person before his home invasion and I don't take him out.
@jewfacekilla: Him: Would you like to have lunch sometime? Me: I like to have lunch every afternoon.
@Scorpio1080: Black Friday: Because Only in America, People trample others for Sales the day after being thankful for what they already have