@AlexvanBeek: I'm not saying it's been a while, but, the last time a girl got down on her knees for me, she showed me how to tie my shoelaces.
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@LurkAtHomeMom: If you're going to get a puppy to practice raising kids, you need to get like 50 of them.
@Blarebare: Me: I just stepped in dog shit, isn't that weird? Her: Not really Me: Ok, what if I told you I knew it was there?
@fro_vo: [beach] Me: if a shark stops moving it will die Wife: for the last time you can't kill a shark with a stop sign Me: it's the law diane
@FeverFlave: First date: And if you could slide over a little bit my Mom would like to sit next to you...