@TheBoydP: I’m not saying I’ve gained weight, I’m just saying I don’t think my belt buckle should be facing the ground…
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@TheToddWilliams: [forest precinct] DETECTIVE OWL: HOO BEAR: I dont know DET OWL: HOO BEAR: I DONT KNOW DET OWL: HOO BEAR: OK I DID IT…I ATE GOLDILOCKS!
@gingerfaced: I wish snacks could talk so they could verify my whereabouts from 1 am to 3 am this morning.
@OrangeFact: ME: You coming to the party? FRIEND: Will it be rad?- M: -ish. F: I guess I'll come. [Later at the radish party] F: I think I misunderstood