@TheBoydP: I’m not saying I’ve gained weight, I’m just saying I don’t think my belt buckle should be facing the ground…
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Xoolun: Health care in this country is a disgrace. My doctor said run 3 miles a day for a month. I'm now completely lost & 90 miles away from home.
@RichHarris2: Somebody called me a free spirit today and my heart leapt as I turned back to my paperwork.
@KellyMeldrum: Studies show that if you begin a sentence with "studies show," the internet will believe you.