@TheRealRHB: I'm not saying I've let my house get filthy, but this is the second time I've caught my new Roomba trying to mail itself back to the factory
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@Darlainky: Dear Santa, Please send gift cards. Your taste has gotten significantly worse in recent years.
@OhHiAlyPie: *bursts into bank EVERYONE DOWN ON THE GROUND *everyone lies down EVERYONE CLOSE THEIR EYES *everyone closes their eyes EVERYONE NAP
@RegularFred: Pizza is like racism. America didn't invent it, but it's hard to find a country that does it better.