@ddsmidt: I'm not saying motorcycles are dangerous, but the motorcycle section on Craigslist also has a lot of electric wheelchairs for sale.
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@R0ckG0d88: Damn girl, are you an appendix because I have no idea what you do but this weird feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
@Contwixt: Girl, are you an environmentalist? 'Cuz everytime you walk into a room you turn it into a heavily wooded area.
@ProdigyNelson: "WHAT DO WE WANT?" "A BETTER STRUCTURE FOR MEASUREMENT OF TIME THAT ISN'T AN ILLUSION CREATED BY MAN" "WHEN DO WE WANT IT?" ... "shit"
@TheHyyyype: [my wife wants an expensive audi] ME: instead of buying 1 car for $60k we could buy 2 cars for $30k each HER: *rolls eyes* oh sure, then why not 3 cars for $20k each? ME: great point, could even do 4 cars for $15k each [an hour later] ME: how about 60,000 cars for $1 each