@johnbiehl: I'm not saying my doctor is young, but he just texted me "2mer is B-9, woot!"
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@jake_lach: You think you have your anger issues under control until someone starts telling an important story while they're chewing
@iheartgunts: "Don't let a hot date turn into a due date."--my father's actual sex talk with me when I was 13. Not. Even. Joking.
@jon_snow_420: luke: yoda, i wish for........ your freedom yoda: i'm not a genie. i'm a person like you. i just look really weird