@mommajessiec: I’m not saying my husband and I are scared of our 3yo, but we just did Rock Paper Scissors to determine who was going to take the baseball bat away from him.
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@_Shizzle: They should just go ahead and put a volume setting on my TV that says "Eating Doritos".
@malt_skull: *puts on ice skates* so.. what am I supposed to do with these again? *walks over a pizza to slice it* there has to be a better way
@StarWarsProblms: Leia: You owe child support. Han: What? I'm in hyperspace. Leia: You're standing right here Han: *makes hyperdrive noises with his mouth*