@SleazySli: I'm not saying your house is haunted, but I think a ghost just ate all of your Gummy Bears while you were in the bathroom.
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@audipenny: Him: you look tired today Me: you look like you need a mouth that says better sentences
@HeSlimedMeRay: It's "aisle" not "isle." If someone's on the "alcohol isle" that means they're in Jamaica, not at the grocery store.
@AnnaKei26: According to the New England Journal of Medicine, the blood alcohol level is to be measured in Lohans now