@JohnLyonTweets: I'm not saying your perfume is too strong. I'm just saying the canary was alive before you got here.
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@DanteEvilCat: Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious.
@Dildo_Hitler: *sees Arnold Schwarzenegger working at Walmart* "hey Arnold, kitchen appliances are toward the back of aisle B right?" "YES. AISLE B, BACK"
@therealeatwood: [Ouija Board] Me: Spirit, answer this one question—do you like me? Board: R E A D 1 2 : 3 7 P M