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@chrisanna4real: I'm not self medicating myself with booze. The guy at the liquor store wrote me a prescription.

Well he called it a receipt...whatever.

I’m not self medicating myself with booze. The guy at the liquor store wrote me a prescription. 

Well he called it a receipt…whatever.

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