@SwoonTwang: I'm not slurring, I'm speaking in cursive.
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@shutupmikeginn: My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
@Scdavis24: That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like.... 'I've got nothing man.'
@thedailymarker: My husband and I play this game where we buy potato chips the other one doesn't like so we don't have to share.