@CarrieMayhem: I'm not stalking you. I'm getting to know you behind your back.
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@AristotlesNZ: Before their conflict with the Decepticons, the Autobots won a much less interesting but emotionally charged war against the Emoticons.
@Slim_is_Fat: (Watching Liar Liar) Wife: If you couldn't lie for 24 hrs, how much longer would we be married? Me: Until the end of this movie.
@VanGobot: *captain over the PA*: and if you look out your window to the left, you'll see Jerry, who is no longer my best friend, and deserves this.
@ilovepie84: Mall security asked me to empty my pockets. My response was "you won't find a better job or respect in my pockets"