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@MasterOfFury: I'm not stalking you. I'm trying to help you find that sock that you dropped behind the door before you left for work Wednesday at 7:04.

I’m not stalking you.  I’m trying to help you find that sock that you dropped behind the door before you left for work Wednesday at 7:04.

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