@bingowings14: I'm not superstitious, I'm just a bit stitious.
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@JordyHamrick: Just saw a homeless woman try to use a cat as a telephone. She accepted a cigarette in exchange for the cat. Cat is my telephone now.
@UnFitz: Wildflowers are just regular flowers that go clubbing until 4 a.m. and snort coke off of each other's tramp stamps.
@ClichedOut: WAITER: u can choose between 5 potato options and a salad ME: the 5 potato options, please