@dirtyddixon: I'm not superstitious, I'm just kindastitious!!!
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@UNTRESOR: If a tree falls in the woods it should break into a light jog so it looks like it did it on purpose.
@SortaSarcastic: Someone invented a yoga mat that rolls itself. If that person reads this tweet, I have a fitted sheet I'd like for you to look at.
@JermHimselfish: A great white shark is just a normal shark with khakis and a high credit score.