@GensPlace: I'm not sure about accusing someone of wanting to get into my pants. I'd like to see him try. I can hardly get into them myself..
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@AndyAsAdjective: [therapy session] THERAPIST: ok…I totally respect your feelings & you sound genuine…but that was just the plot of Jurassic Park ME: nuh uh
@hippieswordfish: it's easy as pie! 'what does that even mean?' *pie stumbles in drunk* pie: i just had sex with the homeless guy under the bridge 'oh'
@mishakey: I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer.