@LuvPug: I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
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@TheHyyyype: ME: mom we're out of eggs again! MOM: it's ok, there's cereal [later] ME: *throwing cheerios at the mean neighbor's house* this sucks
@yoyoha: If I was a marriage counselor I would just make the couple look at a dating website for 20 minutes.
@pauleggleston: My wife and I can't agree on appropriate gardening attire. But she's digging in her heels.
@pleatedjeans: A long time ago a wine expert said 'it has an okay flavor' but the guy heard 'oaky flavor' & now people want their wine to taste like trees