@WhaJoTalkinBout: I'm not sure if this clerk is smiling at me bc he knows I'm high or bc we're both high, but it's been 6 minutes and we're still just smiling
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@SharpeBytes: It's so cute how you think wearing that cross around your neck exempts you from being a reasonable human being
@lovemydogduck: During the day I don't believe in ghosts, But at night I'm a little bit more open minded
@man_spach: It's ok Apple users, I just woke up and found a surprise Nickelback album on my BlackBerry.
@_Bad_Karma: 911:What's your emergency? M:I've been shot.. 911:ok sir,keep calm now.. M:thru the heart..and you're to blame 911:Mr Jovi,this has to stop.