@chuuew: I'm not sure if this snake is trying to ask me a question or if he's just eaten a candy cane.
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@Heather2Go: I have the body of a 25-year-old girl, a 25-year-old who has recently been eaten by a 40-year-old bear.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: You know how dogs think, when you leave, that you're never coming back? That's how I feel when I leave the house for work every morning.
@LaniBeno: I should probably do some housework before they try to film the next Febreeze commercial here.