@chuuew: I'm not sure if this snake is trying to ask me a question or if he's just eaten a candy cane.
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@laureneoneal: Why doesn't anyone invite copyeditors to parties when we're such cool people out with whom to hang?
@hiitsmolly: all ramen noodles come from one impossibly long noodle of disputed origins. no one knows how much is left or what will happen when it's gone
@AristotlesNZ: Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet. 4yo: .. Me: .. 4yo: .. Me: .. 4yo: I don't have any other feet.. Me: Fair enough.
@towelforacape: People always say I make things sound sexual but I try not to pry them open and force my thick throbbing opinion down inside them.