@LoveNLunchmeat: I'm not sure what my three-year-old needs more, naps or an exorcism.
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@Jayson_Two_time: I'll accept the consequences but in my defense, it was a double dare.. Judge: well in that case, I triple dog dare you 60 days in jail.
@WheelTod: A tropical depression is just like a regular depression. Except instead of being unable to get out of bed, you can't get out of a hammock.
@Fuzzylogic2009: I've stolen so much stuff from work that some of my colleagues now have to work at my house