@LoveNLunchmeat: I'm not sure what my three-year-old needs more, naps or an exorcism.
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@markleggett: The worst part of being an astronaut would be eventually having to come back to Earth and deal with other people.
@UnFitz: It's called "personal grooming" as though we might get confused and groom a total stranger.