@LoveNLunchmeat: I'm not sure what my three-year-old needs more, naps or an exorcism.
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@vikkaroni: You're never too old to throw random shit in people's shopping carts when they aren't looking.
@philco816: Note on the bed side table read "this isn't working," but I put a quarter in and the bed still vibrates. I don't know what her problem was.