@KDsFavs: I'm not sure where you ladies go to learn how to argue, but that place is good
@GamepIay: True story.
@LanieLalaBugs: You know what really makes me smile?
@rolldiggity: Bad news, guys. Throwing a cat through a wall doesn't make a funny, cat-shaped hole. Not even close.
@sweetg35: Wine improves with age, I improve with wine.
@YayForJam: Walk into karate dojo. Bow. Assume made up karate stance. Taser the first guy who runs at you. Bow. Exit karate dojo