@KDsFavs: I'm not sure where you ladies go to learn how to argue, but that place is good
@HappyHijabbi: *Puts couch down as emergency contact*
@SomthinBoutSara: Fun game:
Take pictures with your camera sound turned up when someone comes into the bathroom stall next to yours
@DaHess1: Whenever someone dies they always tell me God called them home so that's why I'll never give Jesus my real phone number.
@HairyJew4Life: The doctor just told my girlfriend and I that the baby is coming early.
Like father, like son.
@Mike_Hunt_05: I'm so old that I was the tv remote when I was a kid