@jannable9: I'm not sure who looks more frightened & confused when someone knocks on my door, the dog or me?
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@Matty_Softmitts: I confuse "playing dead" with "playing dumb" so if I ever encounter a bear I'll probably be like "Listen, I don't even know how I got here."