@jannable9: I'm not sure who looks more frightened & confused when someone knocks on my door, the dog or me?
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@tastefactory: COP: We have reports of u blasting music. ME: Sorry I'll keep the Metallica down COP: We were told it was Britney Spears "Lucky." On repeat.
@Jandalize: I accidental typed sinroof instead of sunroof and I may have just invented the greatest thing ever.
@ranndrew: "How'd the date go?" Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.