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@BradBroaddus: "I'm not that kind of girl."
~That kind of girl
@melibuff: Damn boy, are you wearing an anti-gravity suit?
'Cause I'm not the least bit attracted to you.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: If Pokémon has taught me anything it's that if I see a cute animal I should force my cat to fight it until it's weak enough to enslave.
@prontopup: What do we want?
A cure for short-term memory loss!
When do we want it?
When do we want what?
@SleazySli: Are you sitting down? I don't have anything to tell you, I'm just curious.
@MartaEffing: [1st day in hell]
Devil: Your damnation will be that you are a shoe model for all eternity.
Me: That's it?
D: *hands me orange Crocs*