@MichelleVitagrl: I'm not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example.
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@3sunzzz: H: I'm going to the strip club tonight. M: okay H: That's it, okay? M: Sure, just remember who prepares your food. H: What? M: What?
@KeetPotato: me: "i taught the dog to bark when someone lies" wife: "i dont care about that, do you like my haircut?" me: [slowly covers the dog's ears]
@iAmDelFreaky: ~ At a bar last night ~ Her: I don't want to be alone tonight Me: Well, I can take care of that *takes her home* Me: Pick any cat you want
@HomeProbably: The circus serves as a great analogy for marriage. You're either walking the tightrope or holding a chair because you told her to calm down.