@ilovepie84: I'm not trying to be racist but black people are darker than white people.
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@ilovepie84: My friend said his baby is sooo smart but the stupid idiot can't even figure out his way home when I forget him on the bus
@Izianikapani: I got hooked on Italian food in high school after my dealer sold me a bag of oregano.
@dorsalstream: ME: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? DEATH: WE GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE.
@daemonic3: [helping kid w/math] What is 0.1 as a fraction? "One tenth?" Good, now what does 10% mean? "Battery low, plug in your phone?" Perfect