@NYC_Blonde: I'm not your GameBoy, quit pushing my buttons
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@Classy_Cassy89: If the people in your car don't match the stick figures on your rear window, I'll report your vehicle stolen.
@Tmoney68: All my scars & bruises tell a story. The story of a guy who falls down A LOT when he's drunk.
@JordyHamrick: Ladies, the next time a guy has the courage to talk to you, remember he's not wearing makeup. Also, remember what you look like without it.