@NYC_Blonde: I'm not your GameBoy, quit pushing my buttons
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@sofarrsogud: CONCERT AC/DC: Who's ready to be Thunderstruck? CROWD: *screams ME: [from front row] IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO BE STRUCK BY THUNDER!
@ihateitmunky: [after a mandatory drug test] boss: ok well that’s not it so what the hell is your problem
@NOTVIKING: chick-fil-a employee: it is my pleasure to serve you me: [out of breath] how are you so good at tennis