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@BethsButt: I'm not your typical teenage girl. I'm 35 years old.
@JasonLastname: Chivalry isn't dead. He's just sleeping. Right, chivalry? CHIVALRY!?
@wesjohnson8: I call in sick on full moons just to make them wonder.
@dafloydsta: New diet plan: murder all the skinny people.
@IamEnidColeslaw: who gives a shit about how many spiders you eat when you're asleep? I'm worried about how many are getting into the other holes
@NikkiGlaser: Social experiments where skinny people wear fat suits teach us to be nicer to fat people because it might be a skinny person in a fat suit.