@BethsButt: I'm not your typical teenage girl. I'm 35 years old.
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@shkeeber: 1. Dial random number. 2. Wait for answering machine. 3. Say "My wife is out of town, I miss you". 4. Hang up. 5. Happy Valentine's Day.
@lauraleeksmith: No thanks lady, I don't need a tray I'll just use my four hands to carry all these coffee's
@Jandalize: I dropped my soap in the shower. On purpose. Nothing happened. You guys are full of it.