@AlbertBrooks: I'm now starting to think CNN took the plane.
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@howe007: I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "hey, that one over there is shaped like an alcoholic".
@sploosk: THERAPIST: what's the problem? WIFE: he objectifies women ME: [trying to stuff bread into her armpit] toaster
@ChristianPlante: Your perfume/cologne should reward someone for getting close, not punish them for being in the same building.
@DirtMcTurd: "You get a Bible! You get a Bible! You get a Bible! You all get Biibbbllleess!!!! ~Poprah