@AlbertBrooks: I'm now starting to think CNN took the plane.
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@ScorpionDong: Hangs a sign on front door that says "Robbery in progress - Please do not disturb" to deter burglars
@timdonakowski: Naming my daughter "A Relationship" so I don't have to worry about punks wanting to be in her.
@_Ashley_Jordan: I'm going to walk up to strangers and ask "Would you take a photo of me?" If they say yes, I will hand them a photo of me and walk away.
@timdonakowski: Nothing is worse than having jock itch. ESPECIALLY within 100 ft of a school or playground.