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@murrman5: I'm off to the store
got your wallet?
yes
you sure?
YES
*hour later wife turns on news and I'm being chased by 6 cop cars and a helicopter*

I’m off to the store
got your wallet?
yes
you sure?
YES
*hour later wife turns on news and I’m being chased by 6 cop cars and a helicopter*

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