@PeaceInTruth1: I'm old enough to remember being the tv remote.
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@DropsNoPanties: Barista: Did you hear Netflix is raising its price $2 a month? Me: Ridiculous! I won't pay it! B: here's your coffee. $12.32 M: thank you
@thecoliny: DATE: so what kind of writing do you do? ME: um, cursive, regular… DATE: no I mean- ME: actually I can't do cursive :/
@MrSandeepP: My ex is going to make some guy very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time.