@PeaceInTruth1: I'm old enough to remember being the tv remote.
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@ShortWhiteNUgly: My nephew asked me what marriage was like. So I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it.
@shutupheav: Yelling REEEEEMIX, when your boss stutters on a conference call is looked down upon.
@StansaidAirport: I live in constant fear that someone will abduct my mother in law at 35 Ash Street, London, Flat 2, door is sticky buzz Carol to let you in.