@thatUPSdude: I'm old enough to remember when having a long cord on the home phone was privacy.
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@hell_doe: hey it's me, the girl who just googled "chemistry alphabet" when i meant "periodic table"
@orange_rhymer: Me: I invited Todd over for dinner. Wife: Uncle Todd or Todd who takes things literally? *Todd exits out the back door with our television*