@thatUPSdude: I'm old enough to remember when having a long cord on the home phone was privacy.
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@MavenofHonor: On some level I've always known that caterpillars drink dewdrops. But I never sat down to think about it while crossing the street before.
@Eric_Bader: I overheard someone say all Asians are ninjas. I would've told him how racist that sounded but he was black and I didn't want to get mugged.
@Nickadoo: America. Where assault weapons will protect your family, but two dudes getting married will destroy your family.