@kumailn: "I'm old." -everyone over the age of 18
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@Snikoggs: [Job Interview] "It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17 X 19?" "36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"
@Nathan_NC17: A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
@kelkulus: For Earth Day, turn on your air conditioner and open your doors and windows. If we all work together, we can totally cool this planet.