@kumailn: "I'm old." -everyone over the age of 18
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@osoplain: I should start carrying a pool noodle in my car and randomly smack cars when stuck in traffic
@CarpeAngela: I just watched the girl next to me google "lack toast and tolerant symptoms" Symptoms: you have no toast but it's totally tolerable.
@AristotlesNZ: 9yo: *struggling for 10 mins trying to start peeling a banana* How do you get into these!? Yo, evolution: You missed one..
@KKAlThani: Sometimes I get take out sushi and eat it at an aquarium just to remind the fish who's boss.