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@TheHyyyype: [i'm on the ship's deck, dragging around a board by a rope]

PIRATE CAPTAIN: *rubs temples* that's not what i meant by "walk the plank"

[i’m on the ship’s deck, dragging around a board by a rope]

PIRATE CAPTAIN: *rubs temples* that’s not what i meant by “walk the plank”

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