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@sixfootcandy: Me:*Gently nudges your arm* Would you like to be my Valentine? Doctor: Can we discuss this after your colonoscopy?
@TeachersHot: Sunday mornings are a great time for me to reflect on why I haven't killed anyone yet
@dulcetry: I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption "it's cold" could you tell me more about that
@illiter8too: Hey boy, are you a fitted sheet? Because you're complicated as hell and hard to manage, but I definitely want you on this mattress.