@The_GetawayGirl: I'm only leaving the house today so my selfies will have new backgrounds.
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@KalvinMacleod: DOG BOSS: ur fired ME: wait, is there any way you'll reconsider? DOG BOSS: no ME: u want to go for a ride in the car DOG BOSS: *tilts head*
@weinerdog4life: Did you know you can just buy live lobsters? Anyway can I use your shower mine is full of lobsters
@tweetfaver: hey there delilah, oh shit no i meant vicky babe i promise you're the only one no this is not a hickey ?it's just a bruuuise ?
@Bexdora: [Facepainting Booth] Mum: Er...she wanted a butterfly... Me: I only do toads Mum: Well you should say that bef- Me: *taps "TOADS ONLY" sign*