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@daemonic3: I'm opening a healthy alternative all egg-white omelet breakfast joint.

I really think my "Whites Only!" restaurant idea will be a hit!

I’m opening a healthy alternative all egg-white omelet breakfast joint.

I really think my “Whites Only!” restaurant idea will be a hit!

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