@BYGH: I'm out of tweets so I'm recycling some of my most dope MySpace status updates.
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@batkaren: HER: I love Deadpool ME: I love Dead Pool HER: Oh, cool, you read comics too? ME: *staring out at pond where I toss victims' bodies* Hmm?
@WilliamAder: Me: How do you like being an Uber driver. Driver: I don't work for Uber. Me: So, I just willingly climbed into a windowless van, didn't I?
@Just_Wanjiru: My boyfriend is not gay!! So please next time you see him with some girls dnt come telling me.