@BYGH: I'm out of tweets so I'm recycling some of my most dope MySpace status updates.
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@paulablu22: Telling my daugthers date that "she has lice and its very contagious the closer you get to her." *Correct way to parent.
@LostCatDog: This doctor once told me eating a bagel was like eating 5 slices of bread and I was like ok, cool, I like bread
@GirlRestrained: Hahaha stupid person... When it says 55mph it really means 64mph.........Idiot turtle person