@BYGH: I'm out of tweets so I'm recycling some of my most dope MySpace status updates.
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@SadMeterologist: -I heard this dog was chipped. -Microchipped sir. -I don't care how small the chip is, I'm not paying full price.
@lisaxy424: "SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP" I yell at the neighbor I can hear vacuuming at 1pm in the afternoon.
@marinhubka: “How about… we change the 6 to a 7?" "I love it!" --board meeting at the company that makes novelty sunglasses for New Year's Eve
@hippieswordfish: ME: so basically it's like the batsignal except it's the golden arches so you know when the mcrib is back SANTA: please get off my lap