@BYGH: I'm out of tweets so I'm recycling some of my most dope MySpace status updates.
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@Sassafrantz: [takes a sip at wine tasting] Ah yes, this is nice. You can really taste the wet dog and Code Red Mountain Dew.
@DadandBuried: I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children.