@BYGH: I'm out of tweets so I'm recycling some of my most dope MySpace status updates.
@IamEnidColeslaw: I always keep at least 6 wigs in my trunk for trips to the grocery store so I can keep going back for samples
@InnocentMarina6: Stupid Autocorrect you're always posting some thong you didn't Nintendo
DOCTOR: Your wife signed a DNR
ME: I'm here for a sprained ankle
DOCTOR: She insisted
@nocturnology: Turns out indoor stone throwing is a mistake no matter what your house is made of.
@MKupperman: An odd boast