@chrisdelia: I'm pitching a show called "Walking Dad" where dads go around biting each other and then the people who get bitten become dads too.
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@sacca: Anyone who says "Let's all put our phones down and talk with each other," is just running out of battery and needs a charge.
@Parker_Simpson: Thinking ab including nude photos of me in my Tinder profile to weed out women who vomit easily
@Kyle_Lippert: If asked 'Whats up?' respond 'An animated film about the journey of a boy & an old man' then wink & fly away carried by hundreds of balloons
@brunopieroni: How to stop Facebook Live and Marketplace notifications: 1) Open Facebook app 2) Go to Settings 3) Throw your phone into a river