@laurenreeves: I'm planning to adopt a dog soon, it wasn't my first choice but my doctor told me I can't have any biologically.
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@Mikecanrant: I like having fun with strangers in elevators by slowly moving my finger towards the emergency stop button while maintaining eye contact.
@Sassafrantz: At 17, Joan of Arc led the French to victory and I just looked for my phone while talking on it.
@TheMichaelRock: Me: you like that? *takes out trash* Wife: ooooh Me *starts vacuuming the living room* Wife: oh my god, don't stop
@TheSharona06: When taking your dog to the vet it's very important to remember to put your dog in the car.